A F***ing Car – Planes, Trains & Automobiles (6/10) Movie CLIP (1987) HD


  1. Havard Castiglioni April 24, 2018 at 12:27 pm

    Swear words. How funny

  2. bradyfitzy May 8, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    If it wasn't for this scene, the movie would've been PG

  3. Arcader1994 May 15, 2018 at 6:11 am

    0:00–1:41 – Car Rental Agent: [giggles] No, Mom's gonna do the turkey. Yeah, Dad wants ambrosia, so I guess we gotta get those miniature marshmallows. And I'll do the crescent rolls, and you do the cranberries. You know I can't cook. [giggles and snorts] Ohh. [Neal clears his throat, but the agent holds up her finger] Yeah. Well, I'll see you tomorrow then. Gobble-gobble. [gobbles and giggles] Oh, bye-bye. [hangs up] [to Neal; smiling] Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
    Neal Page: [indignantly] Yes.
    Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
    Neal Page: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick; 4 fucking wheels and a seat!
    Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
    Neal Page: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now.
    Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
    Neal Page: I threw it away.
    Car Rental Agent: Oh, boy.
    Neal Page: "Oh, boy" what?
    Car Rental Agent: You're fucked. – Holiday traveling in a nutshell.

  4. Eat Shiit May 21, 2018 at 9:17 am

    really great acting skills by the lady look at 0:45 how she reacted

  5. SomethingSomething Dark Side 94 May 22, 2018 at 12:56 am

    Aside from this scene, you could watch this movie with your kids lol

  6. Joshua Navarro May 25, 2018 at 1:12 am

    I W A N T A F U C K I N G C A R R I G H T F U C K I N G N O W.

  7. kryptoniteguy1 May 27, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    Best movie ever

  8. Andrew H June 1, 2018 at 8:12 am

    this movie is pure gold and it wasn’t some remake of some other movie, gee how about that. try doing this at an airport these days, you’d be shot on site

  9. Koolaid Man June 14, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    Impressive comedy here. The way they play off of eachother is perfect.

  10. Mainstreamer Channel 99 June 26, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    I saw the full clip after watching the YTP rant from Emperor Lemon 😂

  11. Keyth Danielsen June 30, 2018 at 6:15 am

    Edie McClurg owns him in this scene.

  12. Bobby Brady July 5, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    A shame she wasn’t in Dutch too, another John Hughes movie. She was in three of his movies playing essentially the same character. She did it again in Back to School, which while not one of his movies sure does feel a lot like a John Hughes movie. A shame he did so young. Think of how many more great movies he could have produced and directed. An American treasure telling great American stories.

  13. JCX Productions July 12, 2018 at 3:32 am

    The only reason this movie was rated R was this scene.

  14. Lisa Davie July 12, 2018 at 11:35 am

    One of the best comedies EVER made, John Hughes was a genius.x

  15. Epic Andy July 14, 2018 at 1:53 am

    thats me when I miss my airplane flight

  16. Lenny locker July 27, 2018 at 8:33 am

    And you still feel he’s holding back

  17. stewart97ful July 31, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    This is why cursing swear words is good for you.

  18. Nincreep 678 August 8, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    I don't blame him being pissed

  19. Josh Clements September 10, 2018 at 7:49 am

    Absolutely hilarious

  20. MeerschweinLisa September 16, 2018 at 9:17 am

    Hahaha XD

  21. Jon Arnall September 25, 2018 at 2:56 am

    Can’t stop watching this scene it’s so funny!

  22. MsAerokiss September 27, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    after "4 fuckin wheels and a seat" i would answer "are you fuckin kidding?"

  23. Jordan Benn September 28, 2018 at 12:49 am

    20 F words in one scene

  24. Doug Schmieder October 9, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    Gobble, gobble.

  25. Steven Senator October 24, 2018 at 12:16 am

    This scene reminds me of a real experience I had. About 15 years ago, I was at some Podunk airport, standing in line to get a rental car at ~10PM at night (exhausted, after my plane was already 2 hours late). There was only one clerk there and a one couple in front of me. I thought, no big deal. Well, this couple turned out to be elderly and British. They needed extra help and ended up chatting with clerk about this, that and the other thing for a good 20 minutes. All of them seemed totally oblivious to the fact that I was waiting. Even worse, most of what they were talking about had zilch to do with the actual car rental transaction. By the time, it was my turn I was absolutely fuming. It took all my discipline not to drop some f-bombs on the clerk. Instead, I just took his name down and complained the next day to his manager.

  26. Peaceful Dusk October 28, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    ROFL! Had this been today the TSA would be sodomizing him.

  27. Sterlin Rivera November 4, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    The only reason why this movie is rated R.

  28. Johny Ringo November 12, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    This is genius. Absolute comedy genius. The acting, the timing, the delivery, everything about it. Faultless.

  29. David Henning November 14, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    "Oh, boy, WHAT?"

  30. vistaestrada November 16, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    “Gobble gobble!”

  31. shirley waters November 19, 2018 at 10:55 pm


  32. Anakin SkyWalker November 21, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    If not for this scene, this movie could’ve been PG. 17 F-bombs in the course of 60 seconds. That’s insane. Spaceballs has more profane language than this one does, and that movie is PG, despite its one F-bomb near the end of the movie.

  33. More subs than pewdiepie for no reason plz November 22, 2018 at 4:55 am

    Funniest part of the movie

  34. Feline Fatale November 25, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    This is how you probably drop the f-bomb to enhance the humor. R rated raunchy comedies today should learn from this.

  35. Boyd Crowder November 25, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    This scene is Fucking priceless 😂😂😂😂

  36. Calum Smith November 27, 2018 at 7:44 pm


  37. Andrew Bjork November 29, 2018 at 4:17 am

    I would love to pin Neal against Clark from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

  38. Cambreezy The Colorman November 30, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    This part is so funny when he got mad and went off on that lady

  39. Dylan Wurfel December 10, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Should have got an oscar for this scene :0

  40. x808drifter December 11, 2018 at 9:58 am

    One F-Bomb for about every 3 seconds of dialogue.

    19 in total.

  41. Zorn Casteel December 11, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    I just saw this on TV – and without the curse words it wasn't the same! .. Had to come here. I remember everyone was surprised, when she went " … Then you're f___ed." !

  42. viking berserker December 12, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    My favorite scene in the movie

  43. _TøXìC BìRd_ December 13, 2018 at 6:43 am

    If it wasn't for this scene the movie will be PG-13 But he'll it was worth being R

  44. Zach Hynd December 15, 2018 at 8:11 pm

    Funny movie but this is just unecessary

  45. The Film Expert December 26, 2018 at 8:19 am

    Is this Scene the Real Reason why the Movie got an R Rating?

  46. Jedinaut December 29, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Well…at least now we know why the movie has an R rating.

  47. Bill B January 17, 2019 at 7:14 am

    Hahahahaha. Love this movie

  48. Phil Merrall January 17, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    Also see Phil Merrall – UK Politica

  49. Mr Hard Apple January 19, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    watched this with my mum last night

  50. Spike- EagleCry January 22, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    I love you John Candy!

  51. Bryce Tomecek January 24, 2019 at 5:25 am

    Even Samuel Jackson had to be impressed at this one.

  52. paul nadratowski January 27, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    She ad libbed that phone call

  53. Logan Wheeler February 1, 2019 at 4:12 am

    This is one of the best scenes on this iconic movie.

  54. karrasfather February 2, 2019 at 12:30 am

    Sad news, the actress who played the car rental agent is battling dementia. It was just announced a few minutes ago.

  55. Tyler Walsh February 3, 2019 at 3:35 am

    Now that it’s almost March, Christmas is on my mind

  56. Crazy56U February 22, 2019 at 3:50 am

    0:42 Okay, the guy in the background to the right, that wasn't acting, he legitimately was shocked about where this was going.

  57. Aidan Hever March 4, 2019 at 4:09 am

    Did you know she voiced Carlotta, the head maid from Disney's The Little Mermaid ?

  58. You_know_ nothing March 12, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    Gobble Gobble

  59. Michael M April 6, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    WHY OH WHY wasnt Edie McClure cast as Delores Umbridge in the Harry Potter movies?!?! TELL me you didnt, when first reading the novels, picture her speaking in sharp, snapping tones, in that wild Seboygan accent, as she tortured Harry for "Lying?" That accent, turned soft, and evil, couldve been DEMONIC. Edie couldve NAILED it

  60. Antoniozilla April 9, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    I’ve been watching this for 30 minutes

  61. Neil Davis April 18, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    Happy birthday mom!! I can still hear your laugh when I watch this scene. XXX

  62. Major Kong April 20, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    It’s the secretary from Ferris Bueller, “He’s a righteous dude.”

  63. Vagitarian April 25, 2019 at 1:16 am

    That guy is really angry!

  64. MC Chase April 26, 2019 at 1:09 am

    This film seemed pg-13, despite the cursing

  65. Pogi Gwapo April 26, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Those aren't f***ing pillows!

  66. tim millea April 28, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Her one f bomb hurt more than all of his.

  67. Carl G May 12, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    This absolutely kills me every time. 😂😂

  68. Jack Rodak the movie guy May 18, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    She thinks
    Steves a righteous dude

  69. MrPackers2012 May 19, 2019 at 2:23 am

    I love how later Neil says to Del that there were no more cars available to rent. The rental car lot was full of cars! Everyone of those cars were reserved?

  70. Paul Drysdale May 24, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Still makes my side ache with laughter.

  71. Jamie McCormick May 28, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    I counted how many times Neil said the word "F***KING" 18 in total and 1 F***KED for the lady,. I could watch this "F***KING film as many F***CKING times as I F***KING want and I'm still F***KING laughing. It's one of my favourite F***KING movies of all F***KING Time. Ha F***KING Ha

  72. Average Fella May 31, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    “Rated PG in New Zealand for coarse Langauge”

  73. Niall Hogan June 8, 2019 at 12:08 pm


  74. Future Trunks July 5, 2019 at 12:25 am

    Damn this movie sucks even National Lampoon's Vacation movie with Chevy Chase was better than this and funnier too! I hate that movie "planes trains and automobiles" it bloody well sucks like hell!

  75. Baron Taylor July 5, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    She was also in Wreck It Ralph

  76. James Ward July 6, 2019 at 9:15 am

    Wolf Of Wall Street wishes to use the f word like that

  77. Anwar spaget ANIMATIONS July 6, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    Funniest line in the film

    I'm the 1000th comment

  78. bumblejumper82 July 8, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Fair do’s to the Lady at the desk – she deals with it brilliantly (despite being the ‘baddie’).

  79. lincoln motta July 9, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    Should have kept the V5 Rental Agreement lol.

  80. Grey Ghost July 10, 2019 at 3:02 am

    This is exactly what happens to us every Spring Break. It’s uncanny 😆

  81. A.W. Sawtooth July 11, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    How I feel sometimes when I'm dealing with my garbage internet provider.

  82. Benji Pesci July 12, 2019 at 9:14 am

    First f bomb my mom ever let me see on film because….. Steve Martin!!!!!

  83. Holden August 1, 2019 at 3:45 am

    Everyone has dealt with someone like this when they were pissed off.

  84. Michael Smith August 1, 2019 at 8:39 am

    You know I cant cook… you can also add doing your job as well

  85. Julius Peralta August 7, 2019 at 4:54 am

    Gobble gobble

  86. Dave Fisher August 12, 2019 at 4:38 am

    everybody makes mistakes, BUT MISTAKES LIKE THIS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE MADE

  87. Dave Fisher August 15, 2019 at 1:21 am

    if that happened to me, I would truly slap that woman

  88. Goge August 20, 2019 at 10:22 am

    17 whopping times!

  89. SergeTheBlerge August 24, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    In 2019 they would have deleted this one scene simply to get a PG-13 rating. This is why movies then were better.

  90. tony latrell September 3, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    This is comedy gold!!!!! I love it!!! Steve Martin is hilarious !!

  91. Alexey S September 14, 2019 at 11:44 am

    четыре колеса бля руль и сиденье

  92. Leonard Green Jr. October 12, 2019 at 7:01 am

    So customer service was allowed to talk to customers like that in 1987 and I was too young to work? What a rip off!

  93. manco82 October 14, 2019 at 2:50 am

    Gobble Gobble!

  94. D Iowa October 18, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Gobble Gobble lol

  95. Clark Drew October 23, 2019 at 2:05 am

    Edie McClurg who played Grace. Rooney's secretary in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

  96. Real One October 27, 2019 at 7:10 am

    Funniest holiday movie ever

  97. Carefree Jimbob October 27, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    "gobble gobble. Blo-loo-loo-loo!" 😂

  98. Steven Lebbing November 4, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    I would tell her to give me a C4 Corvette from the 80s.

  99. Sheels1976 November 11, 2019 at 1:31 am

    This movie had to be rated R to be good. Lol.

  100. Colden Fell November 11, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Still doing the pen in hair like in Ferris Bueller. Yes we never get her name, but I’d like to think Grace got this job after being tired of Rooney’s bs obsession with Ferris

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