Lubrication, Not Just For Automobiles


HEY GUYS, MY NAMES MATTHIAS, YOU’LL REMEMBER ME FROM EDUCATIONAL FILMS, SUCH AS LUBRICATION, NOT JUST FOR VEHICLES AND 101 PLACES NOT TO LOSE YOUR NIGHT STICK. TODAY I’M COMING TO YOU WITH A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE. WE’RE IN TROUBLE HERE AT REDWATER DODGE, WE’VE GOT 200 VEHICLES ON THE GROUND AND THE BANK SAYS WE CAN ONLY HAVE 100. WE NEED TO LIQUIDATE HALF OF OUR INVENTORY AND WE’RE LOOKING TO YOU FOR HELP TO DO IT. SO FOR ONLY DOLLARS A DAY, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY, YOU CAN HELP PAM STAY RIG READY, KEEP THESE MUSCLES WHERE THEY ARE, THAT’S A LOT OF CHICKEN AND RICE GUYS. YOU CAN HELP GUYS LIKE WILL, FROM GOING BACK TO PRISON, AND HEL P HIM HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO WRITE HIS FRIENDS THAT ARE STILL IN PRISON. SEND TEX HUSKY BACK HOME, TO TEX, ES, WE’RE SENDING YOU TO TEX. NOW I KNOW SOME TV PERSONALITIES WOULD ALWAYS SAY THAT YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR PETS SPAYED OR NEUTERED BUT, WE WANNA HELP SHELDON KEEP HIS PARTS. SO REMEMBER THIS TEAM, REMEMBER THESE BEAUTIFUL FACES, COME ON DOWN TO REDWATER DODGE AND HELP US OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

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